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Our Lives as a Boston Terrier
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    October 20th, 2009vivaelramboBoston Terriers are TOTAL PWNAGE

    Clearlys, as seen here I has pwneded my arch nemesis Gigi. Da apprehension was quick, easy, and painless.

    Gigi PWNED

    Gigi PWNED


    AS IF!!!

    Gigi is me friend! He lives at Grammy’s and Grapmpy’s house. We be good friends! As you can see here, Gigi is always thrilled to see me’s!

    Thrilled

    Thrilled

    And da truth be.. Dat picture of da cat and dog isn’t even us!! They be importers!!! Watch out for them!! If they ever approach you and claim they be all like “YO, we be Rambo and Gigi! Give me yours moneys!” Don’t fall for it! They be scammers I tell you! SCAMMERS!

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    October 13th, 2009vivaelramboNews

    Today was me Daddee’s Birfday! So I’s celebrated RAMBO STYLE!

    Kissing Daddee

    Kissing Daddee

    Then we bonded.
    Son and Daddee bonding time

    Son and Daddee bonding time

    Da End.

    HAPPY BIRFDAY DADDEE! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUZ!

    Love,
    Rambo

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    October 13th, 2009vivaelramboEpic FAIL of the Day

    I went to da Dog Beach a few weeks agos. It was me first time!! At first it started out perfectly wonderful!

    Happy Rambo

    Happy Rambo

    We walkeded in da water and da sand.
    Me in da sun!

    Me in da sun!

    Then Daddee had me try out da swimming action. DSCN1027
    Now I no Michael Phelps so dis wuz just not cool! I gots attacked by da scary waves and it whipped me around and I tumbled all over da places!!! Dis was end result:
    Sad Panda Rambo

    Sad Panda Rambo

    My new friends told e da beach is something I need to get used to. Now I tried going to da do beach again dis weekend. Did Rambo enjoy himself? Did Rambo feel more confident?? Find out next time on iViva El rambo!

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    October 12th, 2009vivaelramboNews

    I are sorry for the lack of posts these dayz! I hope everybody would have da heart to forgive de Rambo 🙁

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    September 22nd, 2009vivaelramboBoston Terriers are TOTAL PWNAGE

    Halloween be me favorite holiday. It gives me a reason to dress up! I get so amped about what I are going to dress up as! Last year I was a tough army duder named SERGEANT K9. Tough like John Rambo!

    Sergeant K9

    Sergeant K9


    I take costume selecting very seriously. My past costumes include da ever so popular (debuted at de Boston Tea Party):
    Samurai Rambo

    Samurai Rambo

    and me Holiday attire:
    Santa Rammy

    Santa Rammy

    This year, I are looking into this dealy here:
    Monkey Dog Rider

    Monkey Dog Rider

    Thoughts?

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    September 20th, 2009vivaelramboEpic FAIL of the Day

    In a nut shell…

    I’S GOTS A BALD SPOT! NOOOOOOOOOO!Bald

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    September 19th, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    So todays was not a fun days for me. I needed to gets my annual physical at me scary place… DA VET.

    I had no idea where I be going. When I gots in da car I was like “YAY CAR RIDE!”. Da parents trickeded me!! How DARE they ambush me with da VET! Dr. Aaron is always so nice to me but I are scared of them pointy needles of doom. Also, I be traumatized from da last experience at da vet. My parents left me OVERNIGHT in da cold scary cages to get da bump off me paws. I NEVA EVA wanted to go back there again!! This was what happened last time:

    The horror... the horror

    The horror... the horror


    When I walked, in I immediately rememba.. ZOMG its that scary place! The nurse tried to take me to da back and I was like “NOOOOOoooOOOOooo I sooo sawwwrrryyyy!!! I won’t do it again!! I be a good boy from now on!”. Then BAM, I hit the door on me face and knocked da wind out of me. While I was stunned they got me in and did series of tests on me!!

    ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!! DR. AARON IS IN WITH THEM!! THEY STICK MICRO CHIPS WITH DA BIG NEEDLE SO DA ALIENS CAN TRACK JOO!!! THEY PUT SOME MYSTERY GOO ON ME NOSE AND POKED FOUR NEEDLES IN ME BUTT!! FOUR NEEDLES!!! FOUR! IMA BE AN EXPERIMENT! THEN THEYplease stand byOk we’s back. I so sawry. I gots too emotional there. I don’t want to scare all da good puppys and dogs from ever going to da vet. Vets are good for da body and soul… so… yea. Well, on da bright side I am rabies free~ No Old Yellar ending for me.

    What did this experiance do for me? Well. I be much wiser, healthier, and made me a big boy.

    After da vet, mommee and daddee took me to da beach and we ate pizzaz at da beach. Yup… saw some dogs… yup…

    GET AWAY!!! DA VET IS IN ON IT WITH DA ALIENS!!!! RUNN!!!!!

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    September 12th, 2009vivaelramboBoston Terriers are TOTAL PWNAGE

    I attended da 4th annual BOSTON TEA PARTY sponsored by da Boston Buddies Rescue. It was sooo much fun! I gots to see so many Boston Terriers! Some was fat, some was small, some was old, some was brown, and some was exactly like mee!! It was da BEST DAY EVER!

    First off I’s became a model and did some photo shoots!

    I are sexier than Heidi Klum!

    I are sexier than Heidi Klum!

    After me 15 mins of fame, I was walking around and I saw me hero! MIGHTY from All Mighty. It was awesomesauce to see the ALL MIGHTY in real life! I asked him if I can take his picturez!

    My hero MIGHTY

    My hero MIGHTY

    I played with hundreds of other Boston. I gots soo excited dat I accidentally pee-ed on de nice Boston’s mouth! I didn’t see dat he was sniffing in me no no area!!! I soo sawry!!! Dis came back to me later because another Boston’ pee-ed on me back…. I also’s gots slobbered on me head from kisses.

    Slobber of DOOM

    Slobber of DOOM

    I entered de costume contest as a SAMURAI dog and I’s won 4th place!! As you can see here dis won me over with de ladiez.

    I’s can’t wait for next year’s Boston Tea Party!!! I mean, in a nut shell, I made new friend, met my hero, became a model, won a treat at the costume contest, and gots da ladiez… I’d say it was a good day! Next year I’s WILL win 1st place in dat costume contest!! You wait and see!

    Boston Tea Party 2009!

    Boston Tea Party 2009!

    ”I’s

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    September 7th, 2009vivaelramboEpic FAIL of the Day

    Like I had mentioned, I have been under da weather for da last few days. Well, so I wakeded up dis morning to an unruly phone ring and I… I… I… I WET ME BED! I are 1 years old (Approx 11 human years old) and I WET MY BED!

    The Pee Spot

    The Pee Spot

    I was just soo spooked by de ring dat I just… let go. I feels bad because I peeded on Daddee. Mommee and Daddee was very nice and supportive with me. I felt sooo bad dat I moppeded.
    Emo Rambo

    Emo Rambo


    Big boys don’t wet beds! I thought I was a big boy but clearly I are still weak in da bladder area. I deserve no walks. I deserve no treats. I deserve no belly rubz. One day I will be a REAL big boy. Watch me world!!!

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    September 6th, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    I’s like to take a moment and apologizes for de lack of blog posts de last few dayz. I are under de weather a little but your favorite K9, ME, Rambo will be back FULL SPEED AHEADS dis week.

    Prepares for DRAMA! SUSPENSE! COMEDY!

    Dis last week has been what I call, BLAHTASTIC. For example, I are just minding my own business and eating Frosty Pawz, then I realize:

    TAPE ON BUTT?!

    TAPE ON BUTT?!


    Dat’s right! Dis tape came outs of nowheres and was stucked on my butt! I mean, can a dog not get some privacy to enjoy me Frosty Paws?? I guess not! I was trying so hard to get dis tape off of me’s and what does mommy do? Dat’s right! Instead of helping me, she starts taking PICTURES!! Come on!! Not everything be a Kodak moment! Help da poor suffering son for pete’s sake!

    I was NOT happy with her. So I gave her da ol’ STINK EYE:

    da ol' STINK EYE

    da ol' STINK EYE

    On top of dat it was soo stinkin HAWT! Boston’s can’t do hawt weathers!! We’s gots flat nose of doom and does not help regulates heats and we’s body shuts down!! All in all I’s like to sum up dis week with one word:

    Today's Rambo-MOIST!

    MOIST! 9/6/2009


    Love,

    Rambo

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