¡VIVA EL RAMBO & HALO!

Meet Halo!

vivaelrambo — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 03:09:52 +0000

I’s gots a lot to tell you all about! Many a things happened in da last few months. But da most exciting news be me new girlfriend Halo!

Halo's first day home

Mommee and Daddee rescueded her from da shelter. She had quite da hard life from a young age. She be found thrown away on da street when she was born when da shelter found her. Dey thought dey found her a forever home but when da couple broke up, dey threw her away after 5 months!! What kind of people could do dat to such a cutie pie! So 2nd times da charm and Mommee and Daddee decided to bring her home to be part da family!

Welcome to da family!

She’s great! We likes to runs around and play tug a war! She be my new partner in crime! I say she be pretty punk rock too!

Awesome spikes!!

She has so much spunk and me tinks we be soul mates. Dis one time **ow* we *ow* went to da park and *ow* we be running around and she got too comfy wit dis BIIIIIIG dog and he gots angry at her! So I *ow* ran to her rescue and saved da *ow* day! *ow*…. HALO STOP BITING ME ANKLES!!

I HAZ RETURNED!!

vivaelrambo — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:04:37 +0000

Hello everybodiez! Rambo haz returned. I’s know it be a long while now since me last posts and people may have forgotten about me by now **CRY** but I are back and better den eva!! New posts be on its wayz so stay tuned!!

Rambo Stitch!!

BEHOLD! Bacon and Burger!!

vivaelrambo — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 05:37:45 +0000

So dis week I became an uncle!! Meet Burger and Bacon!!

ZOMG PUPPIES!

I’s being a good uncle and baby sitted da puppies for three days! At first they double taggeded me and biteded me in the no no areas. I says… “NO!!” with a triumphant BARK and they knew whose boss!! …. Actually not really I gots biteded again…. ANYWHO

BURGER!

Burger seems tough and mean with his battle scars but he be misundertoodz. He is all sugar and squishy inside!

BACON!

Don’t let his size deceive yous!! He is an explorer and he feels no fear!! There be dat little naughty boy attitudes that be inside of him!

Attached to the hips

We playeded and randed and playeded some more and they were pooped!! I was a good uncle and tuckted dem into beds.

All worn out

Three days went by very quickly and it was time for them to go…. Uncle Rambo was a sad sad panda. We took a group photo before da departures!

Family Photo

Come visit uncle Rambo again soon boys!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

vivaelrambo — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:14:42 +0000

So at midnight, for some reasons EVERYONE was counting down to me Birthday!! Mommee and Daddee’s friends all came over to celebrate me’s Birthday!! It was very nice of dem. Den on TV some guy nameded Ryan Seacrest (???) counted down to me Birthday!!!! So very nice of him!! Everyone started cheering and all crazee like!! All for MEEE!!! Mommee gave me some Birthday presents which included da puppy luffa and da GIANT BONE OF DOOOM!!

Crazeee Eyes

Thank you everyone in da world for da Birthday wishes! I are TWO YEARS OLD now!!! For those who celebrated me Birthday with pride, here be a present from me to yous!!

iViva El Rambo!

HAPPY BELATED HOLIDAYZ TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!

vivaelrambo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:05:05 +0000

I’s hope everyone had a great holidayz!!

LOVE SANTA RAMBO!

HAPPEEE TURKEY DAY!!!

vivaelrambo — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:37:16 +0000

I’s gots to see all me family including Grandma and Grandpa! I’s usually not allowed to have human foods but they made and exception and gave me a teeny piece of Turkey!

Gimmee gimmee!!

It be lip smackin’ gooooood! Oh… Turkey… where have you been all me life…. I’s never been so stuffed and happee~

YUM!

I’s hope everyone else had just a wonderful of a day. HAPPPEEEE TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!!

MW2 is Fun

vivaelrambo — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:30:36 +0000

So I be part of the cool kids now. I playded Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 today with Daddee and his friends.

I pwned those newbs

You blow stuff up and there be helicopters and pew pew! I was on me headset like “Harrooo!!” It be so fun. The end.

Epic FAIL of the Day

vivaelrambo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:21:02 +0000

So somebody sent me dis video todays:

Ok now dis is not fairs! This is blackmail I say! Boston Terriers usually be TOTAL PWNAGE. Dis is NOT Total Pwnage! This be EPIC FAIL!! To prove that Boston Terriers are awesomesauce watch DIS!!

Yea dats rights! Take that! I’s told you Boston Terriers be TOTAL PWNAGE!!

I R Back Yet Once Again!!

vivaelrambo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:45:09 +0000

It’s been almost a month since me last post. Me so sawwry for da lack of posts. Dis month has been quite da wirlwind! We moved to a new apartment and daddee and mommee brought home a new pet!! I’s can’t WAIT to show you pictures of me and my new buddy but sadly, I’s don’t got no pictures of him yet. It be coming soon so STAY TUNED!!

To celebrate the return, RAMBO PRESENTS HALLOWEEN 2009!!!

Enjoy!

I's didn't sign up for this!!!

Oh Noez!!

Dog Beach Part Two

vivaelrambo — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:20:15 +0000

So I’s went to da Dog Beach again for da 2nd time this week. This time it was MUCH better. I went with Mommee and Daddee’s friends and their dogs. At first I’s was a little skeptical. I mean last time was a DISASTERS!

Skeptical

But things quickly turned around when I’s started hanging outs with me new friends! Their names were Charlie, Grant, and Jay and they be soo much fun to hang with!

My new homies

Charlie was saved from da evil owners dat treated him like poop! I ‘s was happy that he was in good hands rights now! Charlie is still looking for a forever home so if anybody wants da most amazing buddee in da world you let me knows!

Charlie needs a forever home!

I also met a Frenchie and we’s were all like ZOOOOM ZOOOOM going full speedz ahead! She was pretty thick but she had some speed her!!

Too Fast Too Furious!

All in all I’s say da Dog Beach was not as bad as I’s thought it would be! I’s go again in a heart beat! I’s gots to experience new things and gots to meet new and interesting peepz!

Like owner like dog

On dat note, GOOD NIGHT!