¡VIVA EL RAMBO & HALO! Our Lives as a Boston Terrier
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    November 22nd, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    So I be part of the cool kids now. I playded Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 today with Daddee and his friends.

    I pwned those newbs

    I pwned those newbs


    You blow stuff up and there be helicopters and pew pew! I was on me headset like “Harrooo!!” It be so fun. The end.

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    October 22nd, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    So I’s went to da Dog Beach again for da 2nd time this week. This time it was MUCH better. I went with Mommee and Daddee’s friends and their dogs. At first I’s was a little skeptical. I mean last time was a DISASTERS!

    Skeptical

    Skeptical


    But things quickly turned around when I’s started hanging outs with me new friends! Their names were Charlie, Grant, and Jay and they be soo much fun to hang with!
    My new homies

    My new homies

    Charlie was saved from da evil owners dat treated him like poop! I ‘s was happy that he was in good hands rights now! Charlie is still looking for a forever home so if anybody wants da most amazing buddee in da world you let me knows!
    Charlie needs a forever home!

    Charlie needs a forever home!

    I also met a Frenchie and we’s were all like ZOOOOM ZOOOOM going full speedz ahead! She was pretty thick but she had some speed her!!
    Too Fast Too Furious!

    Too Fast Too Furious!

    All in all I’s say da Dog Beach was not as bad as I’s thought it would be! I’s go again in a heart beat! I’s gots to experience new things and gots to meet new and interesting peepz!
    Like owner like dog

    Like owner like dog

    On dat note, GOOD NIGHT!

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    September 19th, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    So todays was not a fun days for me. I needed to gets my annual physical at me scary place… DA VET.

    I had no idea where I be going. When I gots in da car I was like “YAY CAR RIDE!”. Da parents trickeded me!! How DARE they ambush me with da VET! Dr. Aaron is always so nice to me but I are scared of them pointy needles of doom. Also, I be traumatized from da last experience at da vet. My parents left me OVERNIGHT in da cold scary cages to get da bump off me paws. I NEVA EVA wanted to go back there again!! This was what happened last time:

    The horror... the horror

    The horror... the horror


    When I walked, in I immediately rememba.. ZOMG its that scary place! The nurse tried to take me to da back and I was like “NOOOOOoooOOOOooo I sooo sawwwrrryyyy!!! I won’t do it again!! I be a good boy from now on!”. Then BAM, I hit the door on me face and knocked da wind out of me. While I was stunned they got me in and did series of tests on me!!

    ITS A CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU!! DR. AARON IS IN WITH THEM!! THEY STICK MICRO CHIPS WITH DA BIG NEEDLE SO DA ALIENS CAN TRACK JOO!!! THEY PUT SOME MYSTERY GOO ON ME NOSE AND POKED FOUR NEEDLES IN ME BUTT!! FOUR NEEDLES!!! FOUR! IMA BE AN EXPERIMENT! THEN THEYplease stand byOk we’s back. I so sawry. I gots too emotional there. I don’t want to scare all da good puppys and dogs from ever going to da vet. Vets are good for da body and soul… so… yea. Well, on da bright side I am rabies free~ No Old Yellar ending for me.

    What did this experiance do for me? Well. I be much wiser, healthier, and made me a big boy.

    After da vet, mommee and daddee took me to da beach and we ate pizzaz at da beach. Yup… saw some dogs… yup…

    GET AWAY!!! DA VET IS IN ON IT WITH DA ALIENS!!!! RUNN!!!!!

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    September 6th, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    I’s like to take a moment and apologizes for de lack of blog posts de last few dayz. I are under de weather a little but your favorite K9, ME, Rambo will be back FULL SPEED AHEADS dis week.

    Prepares for DRAMA! SUSPENSE! COMEDY!

    Dis last week has been what I call, BLAHTASTIC. For example, I are just minding my own business and eating Frosty Pawz, then I realize:

    TAPE ON BUTT?!

    TAPE ON BUTT?!


    Dat’s right! Dis tape came outs of nowheres and was stucked on my butt! I mean, can a dog not get some privacy to enjoy me Frosty Paws?? I guess not! I was trying so hard to get dis tape off of me’s and what does mommy do? Dat’s right! Instead of helping me, she starts taking PICTURES!! Come on!! Not everything be a Kodak moment! Help da poor suffering son for pete’s sake!

    I was NOT happy with her. So I gave her da ol’ STINK EYE:

    da ol' STINK EYE

    da ol' STINK EYE

    On top of dat it was soo stinkin HAWT! Boston’s can’t do hawt weathers!! We’s gots flat nose of doom and does not help regulates heats and we’s body shuts down!! All in all I’s like to sum up dis week with one word:

    Today's Rambo-MOIST!

    MOIST! 9/6/2009


    Love,

    Rambo

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    August 22nd, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo

    I’s got’s me eye goober cleaned today by mommy! What be an eye goober? Dis be what an eye goober looks like:eyegoober Dis happens once in a while when me eyes gets all liquidy from irritations. Darn me cute big buggy eyes or fury!! Anywho, mommy was cleaning me eye goober and **GASP** she find a DEAD BUG in the folds of me eye wrinkles. deadbugDa poor poor bug! I would never want to be squasheded by any kind of fold!! I don’t know how he gots there but I wanted to say, I so sawry, my friend for squashing you… I SO SAWRYYY!!!

    R.I.P mister bug.

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    August 15th, 2009vivaelramboToday's Rambo
    Today's Rambo - Blissful

    Today's Rambo - Blissful